Greetings, Dear Readers! Why Is Everything Capitalized Right Here? No Idea. I want to tell you a little story on this fine Wednesday morning that, were it to reach only one reader, […]
I got my first letter from a reader asking for advice. And it only took 2 years of blogging! Anyway, I got a letter from a reader who (unbeknownst to me) has […]
Dear HomeWrecker, Did you know there’s a folder inside of Facebook Messenger entitled ‘Filtered Requests’? First, you have to go to ‘People’, then inside of the ‘Message Requests’ folder there, you have […]
This post ran previously in 2015 After Honey left, I took the babies and a moving Pod filled with whatever would fit, and we drove back to my home state to live […]
Honey: (knocking on the door) Hello? Are you in there? Hey Conscience! Listen, I was just wondering – Conscience: (in a high-pitched sing-songy voice) Nobody home! Honey: (annoyed) You’re clearly home, I just […]
Some very insane and blog-worthy things have happened in the past couple of months, but I’ve reached a level in dealing with this garbage I like to call ‘level ostrich’. I bury […]
Honey filed a custody case against me in September. You can read about it here. It was finally heard last week. Why the long wait? Because Honey hired, in my opinion, one […]
Where crappy Lifetime movies are suddenly preferable to the alternative…
I have a solution to our problem. I’m going to kill you.
And when I feel hopeless, they are my hope. And when I feel sadness, they are my joy. May they always find rest in knowing how much I love them.