In another of my strange little worlds, Wife has these three in her head who are simultaneously separate of her, and who ARE her. Read along as they witness the majesty of […]
The Emotional Turducken.
The back of my son’s head.
If I asked you to provide imagery for the word darkness, you might describe the night sky. A sealed, windowless room. The darkest shade of black on a color palette. There would […]
the caretaker.
This post ran previously in 2015 After Honey left, I took the babies and a moving Pod filled with whatever would fit, and we drove back to my home state to live […]
Thank heaven for crappy lawyers!
Honey filed a custody case against me in September. You can read about it here. It was finally heard last week. Why the long wait? Because Honey hired, in my opinion, one […]
HomeWrecker: Parentage by Hostile Takeover (Part 5(2 of 3))
No, HomeWrecker. My children are NOT your children. Not enough nope in the world.
Skype Daddy, you SUCK.
I’m not a particularly uptight person when it comes to my children’s toys. Well, that’s sorta true. Ok, so that’s not even remotely true… I think it’s just because I’m always trying to round […]
the caretaker.
After Honey left, I took the babies and a moving Pod filled with whatever would fit, and we drove back to my home state to live with my parents. Just 18 […]
love shows up.
For the dead letter office… It’s late. The clacking of a tree limb against the bedroom window would have woken you had you not already been awake. As you lie there, you […]
Director’s Cut: Drop the Mic, I’m OUT
Tonight was an out and out train-wreck. I found myself in the familiar position of being curled up on the edge of my bed, listening to the baby monitor, irrationally hoping to hear […]
Ever Seen the Truman Show?
So, I went to work today thinking it would be just like any other Friday. It was, instead, one of the most life changing days of my entire life. I awoke with […]
Honey and the Homewrecker. 