It’s been a while since I’ve passive-aggressively heard from HomeWrecker on FaceBook, so I thought I’d finally gather up her greatest hits and have a go at her in my own passive-aggressive […]
Tit for Tat
way down we go.
by Kaleo Ohh father tell me Do we get what we deserve? We get what we deserve Way down we go… You let your feet run wild The time has come as […]
HomeWrecker: Parentage by Hostile Takeover (Part 5(2 of 3))
No, HomeWrecker. My children are NOT your children. Not enough nope in the world.
To My Son, On His Wedding Day…
A glimpse into the kind of letter Honey would give to Little Man on his wedding day (were he to imbibe truth serum)… Son, I couldn’t be more proud of you as […]
Homewrecker: The Chart of Good Person-ness (Part 5 (1 of 3))
What could be better than completing my 5 part mini-series with part 5? Making part 5 have three sub-parts for NO GOOD REASON. Well, there is a reason. My posts are so […]
Thoughts on a Friday
It occurred to me today that when Honey calls on Skype and does his sickeningly sweet and nauseating ‘Ohhhh…you guys look great! I miss you guys! I love you guys!’ I’m always running […]
HomeWrecker: The Big Game (pt. 3 of 5)
Originally posted on Honey and the Homewrecker.:
Winning!! Duh. Isn’t that the name of the game? Winning? Do you know of any athletes that bleed and toil and rise at dawn for practice…
Dear HomeWrecker’s Mom…
Dear HomeWrecker’s Mom, I must say that I was more than a little surprised to open Facebook today and find a friend request waiting from you. I have never met you or […]
i felt like destroying something beautiful.
Originally posted on Honey and the Homewrecker.:
‘What’s going on here? I don’t understand, Honey. What…I mean…are you divorcing me or something?’ ‘Yes.’ Please return your seatbacks to their full upright position.…
Skype Daddy, you SUCK.
I’m not a particularly uptight person when it comes to my children’s toys. Well, that’s sorta true. Ok, so that’s not even remotely true… I think it’s just because I’m always trying to round […]
