What could be better than completing my 5 part mini-series with part 5? Making part 5 have three sub-parts for NO GOOD REASON. Well, there is a reason. My posts are so […]
Homewrecker: The Chart of Good Person-ness (Part 5 (1 of 3))
Thoughts on a Friday
It occurred to me today that when Honey calls on Skype and does his sickeningly sweet and nauseating ‘Ohhhh…you guys look great! I miss you guys! I love you guys!’ I’m always running […]
HomeWrecker: The Big Game (pt. 3 of 5)
Originally posted on Honey and the Homewrecker.:
Winning!! Duh. Isn’t that the name of the game? Winning? Do you know of any athletes that bleed and toil and rise at dawn for practice…
Dear HomeWrecker’s Mom…
Dear HomeWrecker’s Mom, I must say that I was more than a little surprised to open Facebook today and find a friend request waiting from you. I have never met you or […]
i felt like destroying something beautiful.
Originally posted on Honey and the Homewrecker.:
‘What’s going on here? I don’t understand, Honey. What…I mean…are you divorcing me or something?’ ‘Yes.’ Please return your seatbacks to their full upright position.…
Skype Daddy, you SUCK.
I’m not a particularly uptight person when it comes to my children’s toys. Well, that’s sorta true. Ok, so that’s not even remotely true… I think it’s just because I’m always trying to round […]
The A-Sexual A-Team
I have a solution. I’m going to kill you.
the caretaker.
After Honey left, I took the babies and a moving Pod filled with whatever would fit, and we drove back to my home state to live with my parents. Just 18 […]
love shows up.
For the dead letter office… It’s late. The clacking of a tree limb against the bedroom window would have woken you had you not already been awake. As you lie there, you […]
treason on trial.
I wrote this poem around a month after Honey left. I have very mixed feelings about it. To me, it lies somewhere in the murky water between ‘Crappy 4th grade poetry contest 2nd […]
