No, HomeWrecker. My children are NOT your children. Not enough nope in the world.
HomeWrecker: Parentage by Hostile Takeover (Part 5(2 of 3))
To My Son, On His Wedding Day…
A glimpse into the kind of letter Honey would give to Little Man on his wedding day (were he to imbibe truth serum)… Son, I couldn’t be more proud of you as […]
Homewrecker: The Chart of Good Person-ness (Part 5 (1 of 3))
What could be better than completing my 5 part mini-series with part 5? Making part 5 have three sub-parts for NO GOOD REASON. Well, there is a reason. My posts are so […]
Thoughts on a Friday
It occurred to me today that when Honey calls on Skype and does his sickeningly sweet and nauseating ‘Ohhhh…you guys look great! I miss you guys! I love you guys!’ I’m always running […]
HomeWrecker: The Big Game (pt. 3 of 5)
Originally posted on Honey and the Homewrecker.:
Winning!! Duh. Isn’t that the name of the game? Winning? Do you know of any athletes that bleed and toil and rise at dawn for practice…
Dear HomeWrecker’s Mom…
Dear HomeWrecker’s Mom, I must say that I was more than a little surprised to open Facebook today and find a friend request waiting from you. I have never met you or […]
i felt like destroying something beautiful.
Originally posted on Honey and the Homewrecker.:
‘What’s going on here? I don’t understand, Honey. What…I mean…are you divorcing me or something?’ ‘Yes.’ Please return your seatbacks to their full upright position.…
Skype Daddy, you SUCK.
I’m not a particularly uptight person when it comes to my children’s toys. Well, that’s sorta true. Ok, so that’s not even remotely true… I think it’s just because I’m always trying to round […]
The A-Sexual A-Team
I have a solution. I’m going to kill you.
the caretaker.
After Honey left, I took the babies and a moving Pod filled with whatever would fit, and we drove back to my home state to live with my parents. Just 18 […]
