Where crappy Lifetime movies are suddenly preferable to the alternative…
I broke down sobbing tonight after watching a video on FaceBook of soldiers coming home and surprising their families. Fathers running into their daughters arms. Little children fiercely crying and clinging to […]
I have a solution to our problem. I’m going to kill you.
Dear Honey, As I’m digging a post hole for the kid’s play structure in the 100+ degree heat a couple weeks ago – with my family visiting and my children watching – […]
So, I recently learned that H-Dub’s mother got some new stickers for her truck. You know those stick figure family ones? Well these were just like those, but they were ‘Grandma’s Angels’. Wait, I’m sorry. ‘Grandma’s. Angels’. […]
Weeks after Honey abandoned us, I called and asked him how he could have treated me and his children with such revolting disregard by leaving in the manner that he did. His reply? I had […]
Too bad you can’t move on, Dear. It’s not as though someone died. It’s a trifle – not a tragedy – That you loved someone who lied. Yes there’s pain, but […]
What is the difference – ethically speaking – between a common criminal and a man (or woman) who cheats on their spouse? I’d argue very little. Human values are formed by internalizing social […]
And when I feel hopeless, they are my hope. And when I feel sadness, they are my joy. May they always find rest in knowing how much I love them.
Officiant: Dearly Beloved…we are gathered today here before various random witnesses we grabbed from the .99 cent store next door to join together this man, Honey, and this woman, HomeWrecker, in unholy […]