I was recently sitting in my car in a parking lot eating rolled tacos with my daughter. We each had a cold, sweet Pepsi – the fountain kind over ice – where […]
Tacos for the Win
Yo, Chuckles…
My daughter hasn’t spoken to Honey for over a year now. She kind of told him off before quitting contact with him altogether. It was deeply gutting to watch. She let him […]
Love + Absence = ?
If you’re a parent, can you imagine not visiting your children in 8 years? Neither can I. Neither can most people with a pulse. For parents who abandon their kids and never […]
The Hardest Truth
Greetings, Dear Readers! Long time no babble about my life to the ether. If you are somehow still here, may I just tell you that things are so much better in our […]
Dream a little dream of me…
I had a dream of you last night. It was unlike the others. This one was peaceful. You were here visiting. We lived in a large family home I do not own, […]
Comfortably numb.
I’m alone. No one understands. I need to escape this. – The triple lie. This lie lives inside of me. Sometimes it shouts, other times it whispers. But it’s always there. And […]
The Emotional Turducken.
In another of my strange little worlds, Wife has these three in her head who are simultaneously separate of her, and who ARE her. Read along as they witness the majesty of […]
The back of my son’s head.
If I asked you to provide imagery for the word darkness, you might describe the night sky. A sealed, windowless room. The darkest shade of black on a color palette. There would […]
Twu Wuv Vows? — ChumpLady.com
Dear Chump Lady, Six years ago I went full out marriage CSI detective and uncovered a long term, on and off affair my then-wife had been having. It was a sprawling, traumatic […]
Longing for Paradise…
The following is an open (and vastly satirical) letter to Dollar Shave Club. Dear Dollar Shave Club, Long time customer, first time letter writer. I have to tell you, there are few […]
Honey and the Homewrecker. 