There are literally hundreds of gut-wrenching songs that I’ve ambled through in the last three years as I’ve processed what’s become of my life after Honey’s departure. Most are now attached to […]
And for spare parts, we’re broken up…
HomeWrecker:The UNholy Union (Part 5 (3 of 3))
Officiant: Dearly Beloved…we are gathered today here before various random witnesses we grabbed from the .99 cent store next door to join together this man, Honey, and this woman, HomeWrecker, in unholy […]
i felt like destroying something beautiful.
‘What’s going on here? I don’t understand, Honey. What…I mean…are you divorcing me or something?’ ‘Yes.’ Please return your seatbacks to their full upright position. We’ve just lost cabin pressure. My life […]
why did you make me care?
Why Did You Make Me Care? Beck Song Reader – Performed by Hey Ocean! Why did you make me care? Make me want you there? Leave my arms both bare And break […]
Let’s Get Low.
I don’t do ‘screw that guy/I will overcome’ music. I do heartbreak right. So, in that spirit, here’s the heartbreak playlist to end all heartbreak playlists. You must trust me on this. […]
Honey and the Homewrecker. 