Too bad you can’t move on, Dear. It’s not as though someone died. It’s a trifle – not a tragedy – That you loved someone who lied. Yes there’s pain, but […]
What is the difference – ethically speaking – between a common criminal and a man (or woman) who cheats on their spouse? I’d argue very little. Human values are formed by internalizing social […]
Officiant: Dearly Beloved…we are gathered today here before various random witnesses we grabbed from the .99 cent store next door to join together this man, Honey, and this woman, HomeWrecker, in unholy […]
It’s been a while since I’ve passive-aggressively heard from HomeWrecker on FaceBook, so I thought I’d finally gather up her greatest hits and have a go at her in my own passive-aggressive […]
No, HomeWrecker. My children are NOT your children. Not enough nope in the world.
What could be better than completing my 5 part mini-series with part 5? Making part 5 have three sub-parts for NO GOOD REASON. Well, there is a reason. My posts are so […]
I’m not a particularly uptight person when it comes to my children’s toys. Well, that’s sorta true. Ok, so that’s not even remotely true… I think it’s just because I’m always trying to round […]
I have a solution. I’m going to kill you.
After Honey left, I took the babies and a moving Pod filled with whatever would fit, and we drove back to my home state to live with my parents. Just 18 […]
For the dead letter office… It’s late. The clacking of a tree limb against the bedroom window would have woken you had you not already been awake. As you lie there, you […]